Getting up to date

Now that I'm finally done with that Crowduck segment, which is the longest single-topic thing by far anywhere on my blog, I can get y'all up to speed on what's been happening recently. I expect you've all been waiting very patiently but a little irritatedly for me to finish up with all this Crowduck stuff and do that.
-First and foremost is band. The day after I started the Crowduck installments I had a band practice, and thence one every day after it. It was really different from what the rest of my summer has been. Especially odd was the first one, where I went to the band room for the first time in several months and was around bunches of people I had forgotten I even knew. It was uncomfortable. After that week of practices, I had band camp.
-Band camp, ouggh.
-I just got back from it yesterday. I'm not even going to talk about it, because it was just like any other week of band camp, which means that it was torture. I'm trying to purge it from my memory by sitting down for the first time in a week and staring at a computer or drawing fonts or stuff like that. Which reminds me: I have a lot of fonts sitting on top of my dresser, prbably twenty pages of them. I still haven't had Mom buy me the program I need to make these sheets of looseleaf into workable fonts. I'm going to do that directly.
-And one more thing: I'm about to start up a business. A t-shirt business. It's going to be called Permanent Marker T-Shirts. As soon as I create it I'll give you the address. I'll have all the funny T-shirts I come up with, which so far is about thirteen. What I need you to do is buy a bunch and then tell everyone you know to buy a bunch, and tell them to tell everyone they know. If it works, eventually the entire world will have heard of my T-shirt business and bought a shirt from me. At $3 profit per shirt, that works out to be $18 billion for me! And all you have to do is tell someone about it. I might even give you a few hundred million if you do.